Do you suffer from leuku-fever (Laponica Bigknifus)? This condition is currently known to be spreading rapidly throughout the outdoor community.
- Rapid heartbeat
- Excessive drooling
- Dry eyes due to lack of blinking
- Loss of appetite for smaller knives
- Temporary blindness to other gear
- Wallet weight loss
- Uncontrollable online ordering
If you have ever experienced one or more of these leuku-related symptoms, please report to Dr. Perkunas as soon as possible. More information can be found here.
Working together, we can solve this crisis by helping each and every sufferer obtain his or her own leuku. Example of the only known cure: